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2010-09-10T01:29:00.002+08:00

To YOU THREE, this is for you, and for me to remember.

1) YOU THREE got freaking drunk and made me lunge you home. Fucking dead weight and fucking stares, you all were fucking drunk so you all wouldn't know. I fucking suffered. Not even a minute on the dance floor.

2) SHEENA GOH, you got fucking drunk so I fucking took care of you. I paid for the cab there, paid $25 for entry to take care of you after you flooded the toilet with your puke and me getting the blame and send you home immediately. I bloody literally cleaned you up and changed you out of your puke too. KHL and SHERMAINE GOH, you both couldn't care less. You both ignored my calls cos you both wanted to have fun even though you both knew she was drunk. Not even a minute on the dance floor.

3) Once again, paid for cab there, got you all free entry in, and YOU THREE got drunk. SHEENA GOH, you fucking puked in the toilet again and I had to lunge you out. Who got the stares? ME. You scared paiseh, so you pleaded with me for support and bring you away and so I brought you far into the river, and you fucking played with my heart by going so close to the river. I was so fucking scared my good friend wld fall in and DIE. And then it rained. And you refused to budge. So I got drenched in the rain with you. SHERMAINE GOH, you fucking ignored your sister again to have fun. And then you got drunk and you puked in front of the bar. So Joel had to call me to save you. And I ran back in the rain for you. And I got lost. And my piercing tore. And I appeared ghastly in front of everyone. And you PLEADED with me to bring you home. KHL, you ignored them too to have your fun. I called you a million times to plead with you to come back to go home together. You told me you were "walking over, walking over" but you kept me waiting for a good 45 mins with the two drunkards when I was expecting you all along. Not even a minute on the dance floor. I sent you three home. The next moment, when you all woke, you all were laughing and treated the whole episode as a joke. Not even fucking remorseful. I stormed home. And I didn't get an apology. I didn't.

4) YOU THREE said "GORY LET'S HAVE FUN". Even I was fucking tired, I agreed to go. Again, paid for cab there, got you all free entry, and then watch you all drink to get drunk. Reached at 12, watch you all drink to get drunk till 2. SHEENA GOH, I asked you if we could go into the dance floor. You fucking used Huilin finding SB as an excuse. Fine, you said 5 mins. I waited again. You were flirting with your so-called high flyer but he fucking wasn't talking to you for that 5 mins. HE DIDN'T TALK TO YOU. So after 5 mins I asked you again, and you used Huilin as an excuse again. Then you said another 5 mins, so I was really confused at your incredulous decision. Then you told me "You go off la, go off la, you go home". WTF MAN. And after I left, you fucking SMS-ed me an hour later thanking me for leaving the drunkards to you. FUCK MAN. IT IS NOT MY JOB TO TAKE CARE OF DRUNKARDS OK. DON'T FUCKING TAKE ME FOR GRANTED. SHERMAINE GOH, you came out to reason with me. I asked you if you knew how pissed each time I get when yall get drunk. I asked you "Do you know I hate you all getting drunk?". You said "Yes I know. BUT WE ENJOY GETTING DRUNK, you don't have to take care of us". FUCK MAN. Fucking hurtful. You all always beg me to take care of yall when yall are drunk but yall can say such stuff. And as usual, what's for me? Not even a minute on the dance floor. Oh yah, you all didn't apologise. Afterall, it's like no point apologising alr right. There isn't a need right. It's a habit alr.

Listen up you three,
I'm fucking disappointed with you all.
You all don't even care how I feel.
You all don't even try to make it a point to NOT GET DRUNK for my sake, SO THAT I CAN ENJOY.
You all have made me lost my complete trust in yall.

Seriously, I can forgive. I have been forgiving. But I can never forget. It has been a week since it happened, but I am still fucking bitter over it cos i CANNOT forget it. And this blog post serves a reminder to me not to forget, simply cos you all have hurt me too much. It will serve as a reminder to not love you all as much anymore.

2010-05-03T02:33:00.002+08:00

CAN'T WAIT FOR MATH EXAM ON 7TH MAY TO BE OVER.

it's partial liberation.

2010-04-13T03:46:00.000+08:00

LEOS

The Leo type is the most dominant, spontaneously creative and extrovert of all the zodiacal characters. In grandeur of manner, splendor of bearing and magnanimity of personality, they are the monarch's among humans as the lion is king of beasts. They are ambitious, courageous, dominant, strong willed, positive, independent, self-confident there is no such a word as doubt in their vocabularies, and they are self-controlled. Born leaders, either in support of, or in revolt against, the status quo. They are at their most effective when in a position of command, their personal magnetism and innate courtesy of mind bringing out the best of loyalty from subordinates. They are uncomplicated, knowing exactly what they want and using all their energies, creativeness and resolution to get it, as well as being certain that they will get whatever they are after. Their followers know where they are with Leonians. Leonians think and act bigger than others would normally dare; the ambitiousness of their schemes and idealism sometimes daunt their followers, their practical hardheadedness and ability to go straight to the heart of any problem reassures those who depend on them. If Leonians meet with setbacks they thrive on the adversity.

In his or her relations with others the Leo type is open, sincere, genuine and trusting. Outgoing, spontaneously warm hearted and plain spoken, though never lacking in kindliness, Leos are more disillusioned than the average if let down by those they trust. They are not good judges of character and are inclined to favoritism and an exaggerated faith in their followers which too often ends in disappointment. They have a strong sex drive and are so attracted to the opposite sex that they find it hard to be constant; they can be so intensely sexual as to become dissolute. They may have numerous love affairs for their love of pleasure and beauty is liable to drive them from one attractive partner to another. They are very much inclined to deceive. Their marriages may fail for the same reason, yet they are sincere and generous to their lovers while love lasts, and will remain attached to their homes so long as it is run for their benefit. They demand service but are incapable of giving it.

PROBLEMS THAT MAY ARISE FOR YOU, AND THEIR SOLUTIONS

Problem: Getting all upset and angry with others when things do not go the way you fully expected them too. This kind of reaction to a problem is what causes a lot of marital discord and unhappiness.
Solution: You should never base all of your expectations on what you should get, but rather base them on what you can give to, or do, for those who are in your sphere of influence. You will find you have a more peaceful and happy home if you do this.

Problem: Egotism, to the extent that you may be the Leo who thinks no one is quite as good at things as you are and the people around you are made to feel small through your habit of comparison.
Solution: What the higher minded Leo has is a sense of self worth and of greatness, this is corrupted when you let the ego get out of hand so you should learn to walk tall by looking up to those that are 'taller' than you are.

Parts of the Body Ruled By Leos
Back, spine, and the heart - Leos often suffer from back pain and spine ailments. These can be caused by exertion or emotional stress. (SO DAMMMMM BLOODY TRUE - MY BACK.)

I'm a friggin' LEO, no doubt about it.

2010-01-12T03:30:00.002+08:00

i'm feeling so damm emo now cos i can't sleep! been tossing and turning in bed for the past 3hrs, using my phone from 4batt to 1batt now.
Possible reasons for feeling so shitty??

Today, A didn't msg me despite msging me everyday :(

Today, i think i "quarreled" with B over stupid reasons :( best part? i don't even think he realises it.

Today, C told me what i didn't wanna hear (he thought i didn't know, but i knew) and have been evading all along :(

Today, D my confidante called me as usual, but only for a while cos he was sleepy :( and i didn't tell him anything :(

Today is a FML day?

2009-10-11T02:18:00.003+08:00

Guess who's back?
Back again.
Janice's back, tell a friend.
Guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back...
Na Na Na~

Ahhh haven't had the inspiration to blog for a long time! But I encountered smth blog-worthy today.

[A sms convo with a pal]

Huilin: Wa so shiok!! Im tired man! Gotta wake early tmr GOSH!!
Me: Lol then how to sleep later! Argghs

Huilin: How to sleep? No need sleep lo XD
Me: Lol idiot >.<

Huilin: Lol you sound like sheena XD are you???
Me: You say leh?

Huilin: What is this XD
Me: What is what? XD? Haha the stupid face la!

Huilin: Hyung doesnt sound like hyung XD
Me: Huh i am hyung la! What's so weird! Lol you drunk ah..

Huilin: On rose syrup? Lol.. Cuz you sounded like sheena and now sherm XD but guess im just paranoid lol!
Me: Haha yeah. This is so gonna be on my blog! One simple msg, not even exceeding 360 words can tell you who's who?!

Huilin: Lol what the XD i was suspicious since the first reply! Was wondering if twins help you type out your reply at the 2nd or 3rd

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2009-04-07T03:34:00.004+08:00

one year ago...

At this time, during this mugging period, you were my mo-partner.
Wee hours, you were there to 'him ma' me and drove all 'sim sim hae-s' away.
You expressed 'bo go sip da' in one of the most unconventional and sweet ways.
The phone would ring every day, and you'd sit in the park in the wee hrs for an hour or so to talk.
And then, i got bored.
And then I refused to pick up the daily calls and replied at snail's pace.

And then one day, you broke your leg at 1.30am
You told me immediately - and I replied slowly.
Then you told me you went to A&E - and I didn't reply.
Then you called me - and I blatantly didn't answer.

And then you told me later that you were returning to Korea for good in TWO weeks' time - and then I got a shock, and I teared. And I admit I cried for a few days before your flying off cos I realised I'll miss you.

And one year later,

I'm probably in some emo-mood (omgosh, emo >.<) right now but I'm gonna admit I STILL MISS YOU. but i don't like you

2009-02-26T01:56:00.002+08:00

CRAP, this may sound dammmmm BIMBO.

But I think I favour Torres from Liverpool now,
more over Fabregas, Wilshere, Walcott, Nasri and V Persie.

Reason being, I think I like his looks and he has BLONDE HAIR.

Or is it cos Fabregas, Wilshere and Walcott have been out of action for quite some time now??

2008-11-09T01:28:00.004+08:00

He's my NEW LOVE.

I noticed him wayyyyyy long ago.

He looks like a small boy.
He runs like Usain Bolt.
He does B-E-A-U-tiful assists and crosses.
He's always sprinting at the sides.
His mouth is perpetually open 24/7.
His time is HERE.
His time to SHINE.
He is..............

SAMIR NASRI!!!!

wheeeeeeee the gunners did indeed gun the devils down!

Arsenal 2 - Man U 1

exciting match with the arsenal supporters! =D

2008-10-10T01:14:00.002+08:00

Ha, i got my first summon!
Efficient YZTBs.

And the car that was parked beside mine immediately bought coupons from me upon learning that i was fined... HAHA.

Ahhh, my shoulders are dying! Why is the burnt only affecting the shoulders??

2008-09-23T23:46:00.004+08:00

When I was showering, my brother suddenly asked me a question.
KJ: 姐, onion got chloroplasts not ah?
Me: I think got la, onions are plants what...
KJ: Got meh?? I don't think they have chloroplasts cos they are not green
Me: I think got leh, sometimes onion got green one
KJ: Ok, I go ask 爸爸 whether onions got (not chloroplasts) GREEN ONE OR NOT.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA.

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I have a sudden compulsion to play squash. But at this hour, I doubt it's possible... I wonder, if any one has a squash court built in his own home premises, within his compounds. Definitely in Singapore, it's impossible... Thus to satisfy my curiosity, I performed a google and and and............................. no info :(
But I found something, there's actually a World Squash Day! Interesting aye??

WORLD SQUASH DAY: BACKGROUND

World Squash Day was founded following the terrorist attacks in America on September 11th 2001.

A number of squash players were among those killed in the attacks on the World Trade Center, including Derek Sword, a former Scottish junior international player who was squash champion at New York Athletic Club.

Several of Derek’s friends decided to create something special in his honour, and also provide something tangible for squash. Hence World Squash Day was born.

Among the annual activities is a challenge match between New York and a UK team who compete for the Derek Sword Trophy, a magnificent silver rose bowl donated by Derek’s employers, KBW.

I still wanna play squash now.......... if I have a Squash court at home, I'll prolly whack the ball at 4 am!

2008-09-20T02:39:00.004+08:00

Today marks the end of the sUNIg games!
Represented SIM for Squash against NUS, NTU and SMU..
Invested the last month of my hols on trainings and travelling over long distances (without ORY) for trainings and friendly matches, but it was all worthwhile! I had lotsa fun!!!
But it's time to give myself a break;
Byebye competitive-squash-playing!
Hello recreational-squash-playing!

And whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I found tall boy!!

Keep the faith, you'll get the fate.
i (unbelievably) got it

2008-09-10T00:13:00.004+08:00

I don't understand how and why King Kong is considered a blockbuster.
My friend and i watched it twice, and on both occasions, fell alseep.
So on the third time, we had a 'competition' - to stay awake throughout the show.

Barely 30 mins into the show, I woke abruptly and shocked her up, claiming that I caught her asleep and she, admitted defeat.

Little did she know, I actually fell asleep before her! Just that she didn't realise.. And till now, she doesn't know the truth. HAHAHAHA.

Anyhow, my point is, King Kong is dammmmmm boring!!!

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Here's an sms i had to talk about..

My friend sent me this 'Eh u go potong paris take bus ah? U dhoby only 4 stop to toh payoh wat.'

Apparently, Sheena doesn't know Singapore at all!

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Twice, in barely two months.
Why did it happen?

2008-09-03T00:34:00.002+08:00

GORY passed all our subjects together!

no holdbacks, no retaking.

YAY we're gonna advance to second year together!

imagine what wld happen if..................

2008-08-25T00:52:00.008+08:00

*sleeping*
[0830]
Sheena: you wanna go home or go church? *don't know what she's saying* (BIBLE CLASS, EARLY)
Me: I don't know, anything.

*sleeping*
[08??]
Sheena: so how? you wanna *don't know what she's saying* (CHURCH, HOME)
Me: it's raining, home.
Sheena: sure??
Me: mm!

-Sheena's alarm rang 3 times but she snoozed it off, until eventually, she TURNED it off-

*sleeping*
[10??]
Sherm, Sheena, mummy: *stampede* (LATE LATE!)
-All wakes to brush teeth-

[10??]
Sherm: Hyung wanna go church with us? Supernatural, meaningful
Me: OK.

And this OK led me to........

- The most delicious butter crab (on a crab feast) this noon. So delicious, I even licked my fingers.
- My first mouth of durian (on a durian feast) this noon after years of deterring from it.
- My first? band concert this evening.

TWO ALPHABETS TO HAPPINESS. O-K. hahahahhahaha

And here's SADNESS:
WHY DO I ALWAYS MAKE WRONG SOCCER SCORE PREDICTIONS??
- I became a maid.
- I became a masseur.

DRATS!

2008-08-10T04:08:00.001+08:00

Okay, i don't know where to start! SOOOO many things occurred these past few days!!

05/08/08
ytnewt. So at 0000, i received a call from my bro, asking me to peer out the window. So, to the window I went, only to see 3 fellas singing with a cake and playing with sparklers below. Little did they know that i knew of their plan to come over at midnight all along. But these donsengs are quite interesting! I must admit i was surprised by the singing under the house! I don't know if romantic is the word to be used in this instance.

Oh yes, thanks to yall for the 'surprise' and present, and thanks to second mum too for the cake! FYI, my 2nd mum's Sheena and Shermaine's mum! WEIRDLY, I see my 2nd mum, eat with 2nd mum and spend time with 2nd mum more than 1st mum.

Anyway, so what did we do during the first few hrs after I turned 20??
Watch soccer! Haha cos football channel was showing 2003's match of Man U - Arsenal. Interesting match!! Hui and I - Man U. Twins - Arsenal. Verdict - Draw.
Then mahjong!! And lady luck was shining upon me!
I won 750 EMPLOYER CREDITS, Sherm won 20 EMPLOYER CREDITS.
Sheena gained herself 500 MAID CREDITS and Hui gained 270 MAID CREDITS. Haha, a bit more credits, and Sheena's gonna be my Wati for the entire day.

06/08/08
Went for my last driving session. Terribly demorilized is the word to be applied. Anyhow, after driving, GORY went for a haircut again at Marina Heatwave (our last haircut was shortly 2 months ago). Hui's new cut was best! And Aslan had her mane dyed back.

07/08/08
My driving test! Pretty nerve-wrecking. Warm-up session was relatively a breeze (thank goodness. Otherwise, i think I'd really be nervous!) Then balloting time, I got Route 1. Anything but Route 2 (I have a enmity with Route 2 - the slopes don't kill. It's the near-accidents and wide turns that always happen). More relieved I became. But during the test, my left feet started trembling!! Haha I was kinda worried that my engine may die. It didn't tremble so bad before! But anyhow, circuit was GOOD. And that was all the assurance I needed cos I always aced in Route 1. But alas, during one of the turns, I was navigating a right turn. I thought I cld still carry out that turn in time but when I reached the front, it suddenly blinked so i braked hard - but crossed the stop line (and I thought - shucks, goodbye pass. And also, thinking of ORY scolding me TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG; D TUNG).
Performed the rest of the route well, back to the test centre. Saw ORY and shrugged to them cos I wasn't sure of the verdict. Went up with my tester, and I was staring at the paper for MARKED CIRCLES (cos i knew I'd definitely pass if that wasn't an immediate failure). NONE. So, I passed! HAHA YAY-NESS. So, that wasn't a fatal mistake after all!

Got my PAPER license, and went to 'celebrate'. For the first time, we tried FLAMING LAMBORGHINI. Dammmmmmmmm special, dammmmmmmm cool!!! Expensive, but worth the try. Everyone shld try it!

08/08/08
COOL DATE. What were you doing at 08/08/08, 08:08:08? I was in bed with Sheena Goh. And we realised it only at night. HAHAHA.

At night, I borrowed a car and GORY went driving!! Only the 4 of us, without any professional supervision! We drove from UPPER PAYA LEBAR/UPPER SERANGOON to AMK HUB for a movie, then to Bedok 85 for food, then to East Coast Park for the beach, then dropped them home at Pasir Ris. We're road noobs so it took us almost an hour to get from UPPER PAYA LEBAR/UPPER SERANGOON/HG to AMK! The parkings and multi-storey carparks were the funniest. GORY was in full force, helping each other. 2 ppl had to go down, 1 had to stay in the car to supervise the driver - all just to get a car into a parking lot. Oh yea, then when we saw a trail of water on the ground coming from the car, we thought the car was leaking oil! We got afraid for a moment, then took tissue paper to soak, and then smelled it!! Only to realise, it's air con water... HAHA. After dropping them at PSR, I went back to UPPER PAYA LEBAR/UPPER SERANGOON alone and I seriously lost my way! Driving the TPE back was shuang but I've never exited to HG from the TPE before!I live in SK after all. So I drove and drove and drove in a lost area - and I was using my phone while driving! My license cld have gotten REVOKED one day after I got it (what a joke haha!) but i realise i control the car better when i use the phone whilst driving cos i'm more focused!

it's dammmm scary getting lost, trying to find your way, and ending up at same places. But, quite an experience.

Whilst driving,
JANICE TAN almost rammed into the side pavement at speed of 70km/h before realising, and doing a turn away, suddenly jerking the 3 others.
SHERMAINE GOH mounted the right kerb.
KOH HUI LIN mounted the left kerb.
SHEENA GOH went in the total opposite direction 1 sec after where I told her turn, TWICE.

And GORY did countless illegal turns and reverses.
We gotta be more zai, and quiet.

And the entire night of anyhow-driving the expressways (to speed) cost us $40.
But it was fun.

2008-08-01T05:29:00.003+08:00

GREEN OVER-DOSAGE LEADS TO DEATH

Fellas, it's so unlike me to blog two entries in a single day.
but, when the situation calls for it,
a person's gotta do what a person's gotta do.

HAHAHA and don't get me wrong, I don't love green.

But for all the hard work SHERMAINE THE ASLAN has done for me, I agreed to keep this GREEN BLOG on for TWO days. I'm counting down alr..

More accurately, SHERMAINE THE ASLAN was supposed to just help me link themselves! But alas. Look what has become of it. SHE REVAMPED THE ENTIRE BLOG, and refuses to return my old template!

Don't get me wrong, SHERMAINE THE ASLAN, I STILL LOVE YOU.

ok, two days.

2008-08-01T02:44:00.009+08:00

Q: GORY's favourite pastime during lectures?
A: NONSENSE.
literally, doing non-sensical stuff

Proof? Visit these blogs (cos i haven't linked them!!)
Sherm (O) : www.ateachocolate.blogspot.com
Hui (R) : www.-wingsoflove-.blogspot.com
Sheena (Y) : www.songforlyfe.blogspot.com

Anyhow, one typical not-very-fine-but-GORY-can-make-it-fine lecture, I sieved out my driving lessons schedule, which is simply a piece of paper measuring 7.4cmX14.85cm.
With a template below

A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

GORY was to come up with a story.
So, fun and laughter, peace and joy, it became one of GORY's fave activities for other not-very-fine-but-GORY-can-make-it-fine lectures.

The story I'm posting abt is 'The Last Story' with the theme - Practicality.
(literally, it was my last piece of paper thus being 'The Last Story')

Legend: Huilin, Shermaine, Janice, Sheena

So with the template 'We are having IBM lecture now', GORY started stimulating their literary and creative juices!

'Way up high am I, on my magic book in the sky!'
Emitting light from the spark of love (a wand)

Arched with [The Book] and love will I win
Reaching for thy true love I will find
'Enter my world my dear awaited Prince' daydreams pauper Adrainella

Handsome Prince Lyonard, who was disguised as a traveller strolled past on his stallion
'Amazing Kiss' pauper Adrainella continues singing
'Vienna! I have reached Vienna!' shouts the Prince
'I hear sounds. Sounds of a fast stallion of royal quality!' says Adrainella
Nervously, she flew towards the bridge leading to Vienna from the woods
Gathering all her courage, she lies down in the middle of the bridge

Indignantly oblivious to her surroundings
Blackened out she acted as
'Mulin! Stop!' ordered the traveller when he saw her

'Let me die! I don't want to live anymore' acted Adrainella
'End you facade!' shouted Princess GORY
'Cut it out cousin. Can't you see the pauper's hurt?' say Prince
The pauper was disappointed that the rider of the stallion was only a traveller (or so she thought) '
Up to you!' *paboya! can't you tell she's faking it* Princess GORY thought
'Realise your folly and come to your senses!' she shouted
Eliminating the traveller as her choice of guy, Adrainella said 'fine fine I was playing' and flicks her long hair as she turns away

N the price found the hair flicking really sexy. Adrainella accidentally mian-ed her lips too
'Oh man, that B***H!' Princess GORY jealously thought
Wow, I'm gonna get her! thought the Prince.

X The End X

hahah for more stories, visit the blogs above!
gosh, what a tedious post!

2008-07-30T16:15:00.002+08:00

CHANGED???

krystle. says:
you dont sound like janice
janice says:
yeah?
janice says:
hahaha why man!!
krystle. says:
dont know
janice says:
then who do i sound like!!
krystle. says:
u sure you janice?
janice says:
of cos la!!
janice says:
then make me call you YONG!
janice says:
am i janice now?
janice says:
hahahaha
krystle. says:
janice dont type so fast
janice says:
!!!
janice says:
so, is that the only reason why i 'don't seem to be janice'
krystle. says:
no
krystle. says:
plus the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
krystle. says:
so many !!!!!!!!
janice says:
hahahahhahaha why not man
krystle. says:
janice dont usually type that
krystle. says:
so much
janice says:
are you sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
janice says:
haha the fingers are kinda active
krystle. says:
i dont believe you
krystle. says:
you are not janice
janice says:
then who man
krystle. says:
EH SERIOUSLY LA you sure you JANICE??
janice says:
then who am i??!!!
janice says:
gosh
krystle. says:
you really sound super enthu lor
krystle. says:
you changed!!!!
krystle. says:
if you are really janice
janice says:
are you sure!
janice says:
hahahah
krystle. says:
thou i still dont believe
janice says:
you!
janice says:
im always enthu what!
krystle. says:
okayS
krystle. says:
veli good
janice says:
proper eng!!
janice says:
hahah see im still janice!
janice says:
im correcting your english
janice says:
and to verify i'm janice,
janice says:
YOU BROKE MY BACK
janice says:
hahahhahaah
krystle. says:
i think you
janice says:
hahhahahhaha
krystle. says:
are FAKE LOR
janice says:
hahhaha
krystle. says:
you are not janice
krystle. says:
you're at their house
janice says:
then who might i be?
krystle. sent 7/30/2008 4:07 PM:
shermaine?
janice says:
nope
krystle. says:
sheena
krystle. says:
hl?
janice says:
nope
krystle. says:
their mum
krystle. says:
??
janice says:
HAHH!!
janice says:
gosh
janice says:
i'm janice tan, number one
janice says:
does that sound like me now?
krystle. says:
what is our song
janice says:
got alot!!
krystle. says:
you are not janiceeeeee!!!
janice says:
i wanna love you!!
krystle. says:
nope
janice says:
what!
janice says:
then smack that!
janice says:
hey we always do 'i wanna love you' and 'smack that'!
krystle. says:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
janice says:
what what what!!
krystle. says:
smack tht partially
krystle. says:
u go ask janice
janice says:
now i'm beginning to wonder.... ARE YOU KRYSTLE?
krystle. says:
dont turn the tables back on me
krystle. says:
no vietnamese could write like that
krystle. says:
and yh is busy playing game
janice says:
ya ya papaya ah you!
krystle. says:
janice would nvr type that out
janice says:
i'm gonna faint
krystle. says:
whats your block
krystle. says:
number
krystle. says:
reply me in 3 secs
janice says:
259
krystle. says:
you just asked her
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janice says:
were you kidding all along??
krystle. says:
no
janice says:
waht!
krystle. says:
i seriously think you are someone else

gosh, let's meet more often.

2008-07-09T01:57:00.005+08:00

I HAVE TO BLOG ABT THIS.
I just realised very very very recently that my spine is really conspicuous! The shape of my spine can be seen on my back!!

Previously Sheena did play with my spine before and told them 'wa, her spine!' but I didn't think much of it. After all, who touches their own spine? Maybe everyone else's spine is similar - just that you don't realise it.

UNTIL VERY RECENTLY.
After my run, I did crunches.
And when I went to bathe, I took out my shirt and saw this
you see, my entire shirt was like wet except for the middle portion which remained totally dry! LOL! I guess I never seen it before cos I usually wear light coloured or black shirts to run! Now I shall wear shirts that allow me to see the colour contrast of 'sweat area' and 'non-sweat area'

And when I told Hui abt it today, she told me she noticed it all along when I bend and all. Weird.

My spine, my spine, my spine.

Now, I touch it. Ppl how does your spine look like? Does it protrude too?? Haha ewwwww.

2008-07-07T03:10:00.014+08:00

I ought to be sleeping since I gotta rise early tmr but I simply can't get to bed! So I looked through my phone and found a lot of interesting stuff. My phone has 134 pics, and only 8 contains myself in it, HAHA.

Anyhow, here's what I found interesting!

KOH HUI LIN looking so toot (and her RED bottle, which has since died-ed)

SHEENA GOH experimenting with my phone and unable to snap a proper shot

The tamagotchi which GORY took so much care with but apparently was left ON THE FLOOR AND NEGLECTED BY RY.

Is KOH HUI LIN being crude and vulgar?? *five fingers clenched tog, moving in an upward and downward motion concurrently*

The feast we prepared for SHEENA GOH minutes before her bday!

The dumb stuff we do in lectures. It's not blood, it's red ink.

Can anyone spot the mistake in this ad??

AND SOME VIDEOS.

GOR trying out the helium gas

And us filming this during our refreshment break

and 辛真Hyung, i ri wa!

Ok man ppl, jal ja yo!

2008-06-03T03:11:00.003+08:00

it's 0312 now and what am i doing???
BLOGGING!! haha cos i'm bored..

Soooooo...... i went to do some research!

and found interesting facts!

Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.
Ants don’t sleep.
91% of us lie regularly. (reflect on this, are you in the 91% or 9%??)
45.2% of people pee in the shower.
"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English. (gosh i can't even pass 3 words)
25% of a human's bones are in its feet. (WOW)
It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. (HAHA)
A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 mph. (Sheena, how many flies have you killed??)
The universally popular Hershey bar was used overseas during World War II as currency.
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the morning. (Sherm, next OMG, apples! Macs sell apples!)
It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times. (contradicting - environmentally friendly??)
A chance of a woman having twins is increased after the age of 35. About 1 in 27 women will give birth to twins after this age. After 50 the chances of having twins is 1 in 9. (i wanna know why)
It is illegal to purchase or consume Jack Daniel's Whiskey in the town in which it is produced.
The state of Florida is bigger than England.

alright man! that's all! yay i'm rubbing my eyes, i'm sleepy.

adios!

2008-05-18T22:48:00.004+08:00

i went to Church today
but didn't say prayers for which i was supposed to pray for.

but i learnt how to be RICH.

and really, the bible is like a literature text.
you're not supposed to read it just as it is,
but instead uncover the underlying meanings to it.

and somehow, i usually acknowledge the explanations to it.

As Weber puts it, hermeneutic.
And that is it - SOCIAL INTERACTIONALISM.
To be an INTERPRETIVIST.

And as Shakespeare once said, 'Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.'

wish me luck for my remaining two upcoming killer exams.

EOESOL.

2008-05-12T00:07:00.009+08:00

G.O.R.Y

is currently having their EXAMS

But is DISTRACTED by

and

::: WE BETTER BUCK UP::::

-Professor Rowan's words echoed: there's a time and place for everything, not now!-

2008-04-27T19:40:00.003+08:00

10 things i think about... randomly

1) i think my blog is boring - of cos, it doesn't have a life on it's own
2) i think my life is bland - i guess i need to consume more MSG
3) i think i need more colours to spice up my life - i shall stop being greenie
4) i think studying irrelevant subjects are a waste of time - yet, there's no control over it
5) i think i need to stop slacking, and start wasting my time - significantly, by studying the irrelevant subjects
6) i think i shld go for a run - yet, i don't wanna further ruin my court shoes
7) i think point 8 shld explain my thoughts at this moment - so read it
8) i think having to think of 10 things is pretty taxing - that explains this extraneous point
9) i think some of you are beginning to feel i'm lame - i can actually run pretty fast!
10) i think i'm just feeling bored now - you bet! why else wld i blog??

Conclusion: i'm bored---------> SIM SIM HAE

Magic word is SIM SIM HAE - and then the phone rings
But when the phone rings - SIM SIM HAE.

Haha i guess i shld end then.

2008-04-17T01:16:00.002+08:00

Ok folks, here is the next post!!

On a certain OMG (GORY's Overnight Mugging Group), we decided to cut short our mugging and be with nature! Since we were at Downtown East, we decided to cease our studying at 0530 and catch the sunrise.

At 0530, 4 half-dead souls made their way to the beach. Somehow, they decided to trust me and we ended up at a swamp, awaiting for the sun to rise. Fortunately, there were stars aplenty so we decided to just gaze at the beautiful stars and chit-chat..
And so we realised, Hui had never seen a shooting star before while Sheena, Sherm and I had.

Sheena: hey if we squat down can see the stars better you know

So one by one, down we went silenty gazing at the stars in our respective directions

And suddenly.. A FLICKER OF LIGHT ZOOMED PAST!!

All 4 heads turned, and we turned to each other with incessant murmurs of 'did you/yes/omgosh/ahh' and we all clapped with joy cos we knew ALL OF US SAW IT.

WE SAW A MAGNIFICENT SHOOTING STAR! It was really well defined, the beam was bright and well defined. REALLY PRETTY!! And I was really overwhelmed by the fact that Hui saw her first shooting star. Honestly, I had ZERO hopes of chancing upon a star but somehow, GORY managed to see it tog, in SINGAPORE. Really excited and happy for Hui!!!!

So after our excitement, we awaited the Sun to rise. Suddenly...

Hui: hey is that it??!!

All: YA YA! Omgosh it's rising!! And praising ourselves for being so fortunate in standing directly in front of the spectacular sight.

It was a beautiful horizontal ray of orange-red light that spread over the horizon, with the line getting more defined and spreading even further out as time passed (so we assumed the sun was rising!!) Awesome phenomenon.

So there we were, gazing at the stars and the ray concurrently, simply admiring the grandiose sight ahead of us.

And suddenly, to our right..............

it was getting real bright!! Ha so we realised our folly! The sun was rising at the other side of where we were situated! Though we did not witness the sun rising, the sky was simply beautiful. There emerged a myriad of colours (blue, white, yellow, and ???)

P-R-E-T-T-Y.

A blessing in disguise I shld call it.
Giving up the sun for the shooting star and the magnificent phenomenon.
ORY shld thank me for bringing yall in the wrong direction!
NO 'tung tung' and bullying for a week!

I hope for more such encounters with GORY!! :)

hello ORY (and maybe Surong), i did this too! hahahhaha

2008-03-18T01:33:00.005+08:00

0.1134 everyone! get a calculator, input the digits 0.1134 and turn it upside down! yeah, 0.1134!
Haha ok! My very first blog entry shall be dedicated to all the 'must-blog' events i had always wanted to blog abt IF i had a blog. So in random order...

1) Mistaken identity

Youngest bro: 姐，i can tell the difference between Sheena and Shermaine already. Actually they look quite different. (they're identical twins that aren't exactly identical)
Me: -shows him this pic-

Me: Ok, tell me which one is Sheena and which is Shermaine
Bro: The green one is Shermaine and the black one is Sheena.

boy, he doesn't recognizes his own sister.

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2) Coleslaw and Cholestrol

Me: -laughs at my bro for gravely mispronouncing a certain word-
Bro: 姐 my friend worst lo. -relates an incident at KFC-
Friend: Can i have one chicken meal? And change the potato?
Cashier: What wld you like to change it to?
Friend: One CHOLESTROL (coleslaw)

Haha omgosh, this is like the most classic 'joke' i ever heard. I still laugh uncontrollably when i re-tell it!

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3) Lame and Lamer

so, i'm always being told off for being lame BUT i think there's this ONE incident that places Sheena Goh right on top. (so everytime yall think i'm lame, think of Sheena, she's worse.)
On April Fool's 2007, she sent me a msg
Sheena: I've got a boyfriend! we've been tog for X weeks and his name is HAF!
Me: Haha like real! You attached? NEVER. IMPOSSIBLE. who're you tryna kid?
Months later when i suddenly asked her 'why HAF anyway'?
Reason: HAF - Happy April Fool's

So now, who's the epitome of lame-ness? Classic 8th wonder of the world!
Everyone, April Fool's just round the corner! So put on your thinking caps and start stimulating those creative juices!

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4.1) I'm a plant!

Ok, back in my sec sch days, I was quite a notorious delinquent. So one day in class...
Teacher: Janice, you are already in sec 4, you shld mend your ways and turn INTO a new leaf!
Me: Ok, I'll try my best to turn INTO a new leaf

And so, my classmate drew this!

and gave it to her on teacher's day.
HAHAHHAHA

Moral of the story: Always get your idioms right, or you'd be a laughing stock even years after.

4.2) Inequality!

One morning, L, J and myself alighted at our sch bus stop where we cld hear the national anthem being played (which is highly definite that we're late for sch already)
Me: eh go in after national anthem la, i don't wanna salute.
J: Ok
-L dashes off to the sch gate-

In Literature class when we all met...
Me to L and J: eh are yall doing DC (Detention Class) today?
L: I'm early what, so no DC.
J and Me: WHATTTTTT
Me to J: Eh so are you doing DC today?
J: No, tmr.
Me: Tmr? Can meh? You got time ah?
J: Why not? Can la
Me: How long is your DC?
J: *signals 2*
Me: Me too, but then, how can you then clear??!!
J: Can what, tmr 3-5 la..
Me: omgosh, how long is your DC??
J: 2 hours.
Me: WHY YOU TWO HRS? I FREAKING 20 HRS!

Yeah, so i had like 20 hrs DC for being 2 mins late! Seriously from the DM's mouth, longest DC record for a latecoming punishment.

Moral of the story: always salute the nation

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5) My Ambition!

Ok, lately i'm really very preoccupied with the idea of becoming a broker when i step into society with a different status other than 'student'. I think a broker is kinda like the fastest way to be able to enjoy all the luxuries in life, other than being born with a silver spoon and ensuring that silver spoon doesn't turn into stainless steel. Plus, I don't hate the nature of the job - i really think it's an interesting occupation! So, after 2 days of intense researching on the pre-requisites of a broker, i realised:

there are many types of brokers (i guess i wanna deal in forex or investment)
brokers have to take several exams (e.g. series 63 and series 7 - which is kinda killer exam)
to gain an upper advantage, the CPA course is advisable (BUT, this course is like madness! There's 3 exams to be taken in 3 years - which means i have to invest 3 years! That's equivalent to the time i take to pursue my degree!!!)
there are some brokers without degree certs but again i read elsewhere that a degree in BA is advisable (wham bam alakazam woooooooo! Just exactly what I took)

I guess that's all that i know. And I definitely need to know more. Haha anyone with info, helpppppp enlighten me!

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Ok man, that's it for my very first official own blog post! Till then!